A wise– if perhaps slightly pedantic– generator of metaphor.

Authors often misinterpret the fork as an unbacked biology, when in actuality it feels more like a debauched print. They were lost without the roofless sugar that composed their share. However, some posit the ungrassed temple to be less than unwilled. Far from the truth, an agile coast's egypt comes with it the thought that the scratchy gate is a money.


Give me paragraph(s) containing sentence(s) each; wrap them in <p> tags.

Huh? Numbers please. Above 0.

API Usage

Get paragraphs by sending an AJAX request to<numberOfParagraphs><numberOfParagraphs>/<numberOfSentences>

limit: 20 paragraphs / 50 sentences

Or just grab a few sentences by hitting<numberOfSentences>

Add a URL parameter p=true to get each paragraph in <p> tags

Using OS X or Linux? Try this in the command line:


And here’s a nifty bash script that copies metaphorpsum straight to your clipboard

function meta() { curl$@ | pbcopy ;}

usage: meta 5

Built and maintained by Kyle Stetz. Get the source code on GitHub.