A wise– if perhaps slightly pedantic– generator of metaphor.

Far from the truth, spades are rammish societies. Though we assume the latter, some causeless writers are thought of simply as sunflowers. Few can name a pungent view that isn't a peckish drop. This is not to discredit the idea that an ungrudged pencil without yellows is truly a crown of witless bags.


Give me paragraph(s) containing sentence(s) each; wrap them in <p> tags.

Huh? Numbers please. Above 0.

API Usage

Get paragraphs by sending an AJAX request to<numberOfParagraphs><numberOfParagraphs>/<numberOfSentences>

limit: 20 paragraphs / 50 sentences

Or just grab a few sentences by hitting<numberOfSentences>

Add a URL parameter p=true to get each paragraph in <p> tags

Using OS X or Linux? Try this in the command line:


And here’s a nifty bash script that copies metaphorpsum straight to your clipboard

function meta() { curl$@ | pbcopy ;}

usage: meta 5

Built and maintained by Kyle Stetz. Get the source code on GitHub.